Lazy River rides that replace roads and get Boca residents to wherever they need to go? Sure! It sounds fun. Doesn’t it?
If you’re looking for the lazy river in Boca today you’re probably looking for the Boca Resort. They just added a new lazy river to their pool area. This article is about turning the entire city into a giant lazy river connected municipality.
Would any city ever do this? Could any city ever replace a portion of its roads and create a practical lazy river infrastructure? If any city could do it, it’s likely it’s Boca.
This idea originally came from a Boca kid named Jonathan Kolbe in some local political group on Facebook that I’m likely blocked from now. I’ll give him credit for getting me excited about the idea. Here are some AI generated images that tap into the soulful imagination of machines to help us envision the concept.
What’s important to point out, how this would be different from what’s happening in the Intracoastal is:
the water would be treated, clarified and sterilized in a system engineered to minimize water loss
vehicles allowed in the water cannot have heads, combustion motors or carry business to business shipping
there would be no giant fish like hammerhead sharks (I seen em) and larger unidentified sea-monster type beasts (I seen it too) but alligators would probably need to be removed from time to time
Residents and visitors would use the lazy river infrastructure to come and go from their single family homes, townhomes and condos.
Sometimes a part of the river gets roped off to make a chill zone.
A serene riverway through a neighborhood west of the Turnpike
Literally bumping into friends a lot.
Who’s driving? Nobody! It’s awesome.
A school pickup.
The river would be close enough to everyone’s homes that walking barefoot to it is no problem.
A lone float breaks free but will be rounded up by the end of the day.
Everyone loves straight-aways where the current s are strong.
Just let the current pull you along.
Water taxis and ferries are convenient ways that people keep their feet dry.
A float with a motor dares to oppose the flow.
New styles of architecture will be designed for ultra-low perspective viewing.
Riverway designs are fun below water and above.
Some people make out on floats – that gets the old folks upset.
Some kids commuting to school.
LED lights on the bottom of floats add a cool effect.
Some people just float around all day pretending they’re running errands.
Jaw dropping opulence in art and architecture will be visible in whole new ways.
Separate directions with separate currents are necessary.
You can float here, and go there.
Some existing canals get converted.
Traditional boats will be replaced with all-electric newer models. This is a ferry.
Riverfront residence takes on a new meaning.
Sunset on a westbouund lazy riverway.
Floating around town with your friend is almost as easy as staying home.
Kids love to paddle, kick and splash in an effort to go faster.
Underwater lighting highlights the beauty of homes on the lazy river.
Getting lost in new neighborhoods won’t just be fun – it will be unavoidable. Just be cool about it.
Park your car and jump in!
An Intra-Intracoastal Waterway for tubes and swimmers
Newer homes leave big areas on the ground floor to store floats and rafts.
Waterproof bags, accessories and skin products will be more in demand.
Lazy riverways would pass under existing roads in certain places.
It’s easier to keep it real in this deal.
Aesthetically designed piping helps move the high pressure flows necessary .
A fancier electric watercraft.
People hang on tight when the water jets fast.
Only electric boats are tolerated – but cost lots to license.
Wouldn’t we all be better people if we had this?
Getting interiors as close to the river as possible is popular in new homes.
Bumpers help in areas where the current is fast and tubes need protection.
Tiny motors that attach to floats become very popular.
A beautiful view from your float as you are carried down the river.
Boca Raton:: A City Within a Lazy River
The only thing to fish for will be smiles.
A kayaker getting to work.
Floats parked waiting for their owners to return.
City clarification plants keep the water clean with the use of minimum chlorination.
Nobody can hide in their cars, so looking fabulous is necessary.
A real estate agent shows a new couple some homes.
An autonomous water taxi heading to pick up a new passenger.
Bridges and walkways cross over riverways.
Shopping would be a little different – so would parking – if people used lazy rivers instead of roads in Boca.
Bring on the fancy waterfall elements. We’re ready.
You better bring a cool hat because you won’t want to get out of the river.
The flows are very calm inside the mall compared to outside.
Places where the rivers begin will be referred to as the river heads, like springs, but artificial.
New inland destinations will gain new life and new value on the tax rolls.
People won’t go to amusement parks any more. They’ll just spend all their money here.
A mom heads out to pick up her kid from school and then to Publix.
A lone float waits patiently outside a convenience store while its owner gets some sunscreen.
You don’t really need a float to travel along nor does the float need to be a tube.
Look at that gold float! You want one!
You better have a patch kit if your vinyl ain’t thicc.
Floating through the mall on a Sunday afternoon.
Waterlifts are like reverse waterfalls and propel tubes and riders upwards.
Students in an FAU Orientation Day event.
Vend-o-mats become more and more popular along lazy riverways.
This place is known for its chunky smoothies.
There was an ice cream place down this way.
Here we reach the end of a lazy river, a cul-de-sac of sorts.
Shiny tubes and glowing tubes will be popular.
For some people floating is a way of life.
Float stores are all over the place.
Local businesses, particularly hotels, devise clever ways for their guests to enter and exit the lazy rivers.
Float on up for a hot dog. Yum!
Turning this corner, the smell of pizza is overwhelming.
Friends going out to lunch together in Boca.
Some stores take advantage of the spots where people float the most.
This is where we are going. Kick kick kick!
Old guys who don’t want to get wet up to their shorts don’t have to.
Would you support the conversion of roads to lazy rivers if the issue comes up for a vote? Leave a comment below.
